I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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