i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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