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shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?

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(702): shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant? http://tfl.nu/i5gg

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yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"

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(215): yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer" http://tfl.nu/i0t9

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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.

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(860): I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared. http://tfl.nu/7yxr

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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.

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(609): i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying. http://tfl.nu/89ja

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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"

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(613): And then she banged "the first Italian rapper" http://tfl.nu/oswg

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(817): View more from Texas

he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.

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(817): he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes. http://tfl.nu/jo0i

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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.

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(248): Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers. http://tfl.nu/psr6

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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?

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(903): Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive? http://tfl.nu/hm3a

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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.

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(713): I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells. http://tfl.nu/5vl5

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(360): View more from Washington

5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina

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(360): 5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina http://tfl.nu/2med

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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.

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(360): You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch. http://tfl.nu/13cn

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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.

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(314): Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge. http://tfl.nu/n4av

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(209): View more from California

I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.

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(209): I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow. http://tfl.nu/kya1

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(410): View more from Maryland

Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.

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(410): Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii. http://tfl.nu/nmvv

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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.

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(603): Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on. http://tfl.nu/oqbv

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