Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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