Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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