"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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