woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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