My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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