This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My ass is underappreciated
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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