I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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