So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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