Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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