No, drunk sperm still make babies.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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