just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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