So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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