Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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