It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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