I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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