I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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