Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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