You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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