First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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