Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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