ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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