Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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