Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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