i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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