You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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