whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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