why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
There's even glitter on my cock...
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