By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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