I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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