Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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