i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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