i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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