He had one of those small greek statue penises
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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