Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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