My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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