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(212): View more from New York

Your dad touched me again.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.

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(207): View more from Maine

She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks

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(360): View more from Washington

Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.

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(614): View more from Ohio

They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.

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(602): View more from Arizona

We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Let the clothes fall where they may.

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