The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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