And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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