im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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