her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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