Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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