She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I love you. Go after that dick
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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