He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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