Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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