I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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