lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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