ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Your cock deserves a montage
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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