I heard we made out
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
whose parrot is this?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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